成人笑话|Hitch-Hiker

There's a hitch-hiker waiting for a ride, and then a 百度竞价推广i comes along, and the driver decides to pick him up. So after a couple of minutes of silence, the truck driver asks, Hey, wanna see a trick?
Sure, replies the hitch-hiker. So the driver calls up a monkey from the back, smacks^{2 it, and it gives him a blowjob.
Hey, you want some of this action? asks the driver, and the hitch-hiker replies, Sure, just don't smack1 me so hard.}